"But, there's still a lot of grain at home that hasn't been sold..."Zhu Jiayi realized something was amiss and said, "Alright, those grains are worth only a few pennies. Let's just leave them for the...Faced with these wolf-like children, Ximen Wudi was filled with despair. Helpless, he could only use his last resort, hugging his head and lying flat on the ground, hoping to protect his face.

As it turns out, I was completely wrong. In a brawl with twenty or so people, even if we moved quickly, we wouldn't have been able to get a hit in. With so many of them kicking and punching, it wouldn't be long before we were beaten up again, bruised and battered.

Ximen Wudi regretted it so much, his intestines turned green. What was he doing coming to stir up this hornet's nest This family was insane; you could pick any kid out of them and they could kill him instantly.

"Alright, stop fighting. If you really kill each other, no one will be responsible for the damages."

At this point, Ye Qingbei shouted, and the children reluctantly stopped.

He reached out and grabbed Xi Men Yu Fei, who was hiding beside him, and slammed him hard next to Xi Men Wudi, staring at the two of them.

"You two are looking for death! You've ruined my house like this. Now, tell me how you're going to compensate for it"

Ximen Wudi was completely scared this time. Looking at these children in front of him, he didn't dare to say a harsh word.

"That... your family is fine, nothing happened, right It was me who got hurt, so you don't have to apologize..."

Ye Xueshan raised his hand and waved, a giant cactus flew up and smashed onto Ximen Wudi's head.

"Damn old man, you still want to deny it You broke my dad's two favorite stone lions! How are you going to compensate for that"

"This..."

Xi Men Wudi faced this little overlord, not daring to utter a single word, hurriedly saying: "I'll pay, we'll pay."

According to his thinking, he would spend money to buy peace and then leave this place as fast as possible, never to return.

After he finished speaking, he looked at Ximen Yufei: "Hurry up and pay, hurry up and compensate!"

"Ancestor, where would I get money"

Ximen Yufly's face was even uglier than a bitter gourd. He had some savings before, but after guarding the grave for so many years, he had basically spent it all. His pockets were emptier than his face. How could he compensate anyone

"You...how could you possibly be out of money"

Ximen Wudi was dumbfounded. After over a hundred years of seclusion, he had nothing to his name either.

"You want me to cry poverty Come on, hit me hard!"

Ye Qingbei gave an order, and another round of brutal punches and kicks rained down, beating the two men until they cried out for their fathers and mothers.

"Stop fighting, stop fighting! We really don't have any money. Could you give us some time and we'll pay you back slowly later..."

"Alright, alright, stop it! Don't really kill me, I'm still useful."

Yelanqi stopped everyone, "Qingbei ge, I have a way."

Ye Qingbei said, "These two people are poorer than each other. What can you do about it"

"It's simple, since they can't afford to compensate us, I'll just turn them into stone lions, one on each side. Besides, Dad won't blame us as long as he sees these things here."

Yelanqi's delicate face was brimming with uncontainable excitement. "I've been studying ancient texts recently and just learned a petrification technique, guaranteed to make them look exactly like real stone lions."

"Uh…"

Xi Men Wudi, who had just come to his senses, was completely dumbfounded. This was going to turn him into a stone lion and have him guard the door all day long. This was worse than death.

Ye Xueyan said, "Sounds like fun, but will it work They're so small, they don't seem as big as the stone lions."

"This is easy to fix."

Ye Qingbei's eyes lit up, "Although it's a bit small now, just one more circle and it will be almost there."

As soon as he finished speaking, the crowd surged forward once more, beating and kicking him.

About ten minutes later, everyone dispersed. Poor Simon Invincible and Simon Jade Flying were completely swollen, a whole circle bigger than before.

Yelanqi looked at them and nodded with satisfaction: "The Stone Transformation Technique can still be enlarged a bit, it should be about the same size as a stone lion."

"No, no."

Ye Qinghan shook his chubby little hands, "Daddy said the two stone lions before were one male and one female, but they both seem like males."

"Right, that's probably it!"

Ye Qingbei's gaze fell on the two of them, "But it doesn't matter, I recently watched a movie, people can change their gender, like them, they can become a woman, and when they come out, they will be a she-lion."

As soon as he finished speaking, the surroundings erupted in a frenzy. Ye Xueyan chuckled mischievously at the two of them: "Which one of you two will come"

Ximen Wudi trembled all over and waved his hands repeatedly, "I can't do it, I'm too old, I can't change no matter what."

Hearing him say this, Xi Men Yu Fei couldn't care about much else anymore, and hurriedly called out, "Ancestor, you can't do this! The Xi Men family's legacy still depends on me."

"At your age, you definitely can't have children. You should just do it instead."

"You dare to speak to me, your ancestor, like this Just listen to me and make a sacrifice..."

"Damn old fool, aren't you supposed to be invincible You're in this state and still pretending with me, cut it out!"

Suddenly, Xi Men Wudi leaped into the air, clearly intending to escape. Unfortunately, as soon as he rose, he felt his body lose control and crashed back to the ground with a thud.

Yelan Qi's giant cactus slammed heavily into his behind: "Old man, you actually want to run Then come at me."

Ximen Wudi's heart was broken. He left his seclusion, thinking he could rule the world, but now he was going to become a stone lioness—the female one at that! Was there anything more tragic than this

He wanted to struggle, even wanted to commit suicide, but unfortunately his whole body was sealed shut. Even the true qi within him couldn't circulate, let alone speak or do anything.

That's you!

Ye Qingbei's wrist flipped, and a gleaming dagger appeared in his palm.

Seeing this, Xi Men Yu Fei secretly let out a sigh of relief. Although he didn't want to become a stone lion either, it was better than becoming Xi Men Wudi.

"Big brother, I'm a girl, I can't watch something too bloody."

Yelanqi stopped Yeqingbei, but before Ximen Wudi could let out a sigh of relief, she said again, "I suggest using the freezing spell. If we freeze him, there won't be any bleeding."

"No, no, it's better to burn it. Then we won't see anything."

A boy of seven or eight years old stepped forward, his wrist flipping with a flourish as a ball of searing flames appeared in his palm.

Ximen Wudi was in tears, on the verge of madness. What were they doing This was simply too humiliating, too much bullying!

Unfortunately, he was powerless before these children, unable even to perform the instinctive clenching of his legs.

"Whose children are these Isn't anyone looking after them Help!"

Looking at the boy's trembling palm, a flame of his heartbeat beating wildly, he could only let out a pig-like howl.

"Old man, don't shout. My flames are very hot, but they won't hurt at all."

The little boy grinned mischievously, carrying the flames towards him. Ximen Wudi closed his eyes, falling into utter despair.

"Alright, stop messing around!"

Just then, a young man appeared before them and stopped the little boy. "Auntie Linglong has given birth to a little sister, you guys go take a look," he said.

As soon as he finished speaking, the children erupted in cheers and rushed into Ye's house.

Ye Bufan raised his hand and waved, lifting the restrictions on the two people.

"Today is a day of great joy. I'll spare you this time because my daughter was born."

Although you destroyed my stone lions, I can't just let it go. From now on, the two of you will be guarding this place.

There's only one chance, don't have any other thoughts, or else the two of you will really become stone lions.

Ye Bufan's figure flickered and disappeared from the spot, Ximen Wudi and Ximen Yufei breathed a sigh of relief.

Although there was no one around at the moment, they didn't even have the thought of running away. The opponent's strength was too overwhelming, having completely intimidated them, leaving them utterly devoid of courage.

Thus, from that day on, there were two guards at the Ye family's doorstep. The former West Gate Ancestor, who had boasted about being invincible in the world, became a gatekeeper old man.

This extra chapter is purely written out of whim, with a nonsensical style. Don't ask for logic from me, the focus is on humor. If you like it, just read it, if not, skip it.

The next chapter will be a spin-off, done as a series to give Xiaoqing and the Fifth Little Demon an ending. If anyone still has feelings for any of the heroines or female supporting characters, let me know.n marriage.Song Jian's face darkened, and a cold killing intent flashed in his eyes: "Boy, you're asking for death!""Looking for death" Ye Bufan stopped laughing, "Song Jian, are you being too confide...